Choose pickup!

Have you ever called the local pizza shop and said to yourself, "Which should do, pickup or delivery?" Well have no fear because I will give you the top ten reasons you should NOT choose delivery:
10. It is after 11pm
9. There is a snow or ice storm going on outside and you live on Mt. Washington or on the South Side Slopes.
8. It is raining so bad that you wouldn't let your dog outside.
7. You live within walking distance of the pizza shop.
6. You have to ask if the pizza shop takes the access card.
5. You can have to pay with more than $1 in change.
4. Your doorbell and cellphone are broken and you are in the basement and won't hear a knock on the door.
3. You are going to complain about something and ask for the shop to have something delivered for free.
2. You have less than $3 to give for a tip and you live more than a mile away.
1. Your bill is $10.37 and you only have $10.
Please print this out and post it next to all of your take out menus and you will never be unsure again.