The days of the Smurfs, Popples, and busy signals are things of the past. Everything in the world is hi-speed and hi-tech. You don’t have to leave your house to watch a movie, shop for clothes, or even buy groceries. Everything can be done right from home; all you need is a computer. If you want to find someone you went to high school with there is Facebook and if you need a date there is match.com. Our lives revolve are the internet and its conveniences. I never really minded technology, I use what I understand and what I feel still helps my brain function normally. Here is where my problem lays, books. Gone are the days of going to the library, shuffling through a card catalog, finding a book for a research paper, and reading it for the information you need. Forget books, Larry Page and Sergey Brin invented google.com to ease you research woes. As for sitting down with a good book, turning the pages, gauging your progress by the thickness, and lending it to your friend when you are finished, well that was all way too complicated. Good-bye paper cuts hello Nook. It seems that our world is rising up against books. College campuses are thinning down there book shelves to make room for more computers. Just the other day I saw an advertisement for a college that had an iPad leaning against a stack of books with the caption, “How can you prepare for the future with tools from the past?” So books are tools from the past, almost like the horse drawn plow? What kind of message are we sending not just our children, but out peers? What will happen when the internet disappears?
I think that it will go something like this. Most people will have gotten rid of the books they had cluttering up their homes and simply rely on the internet when they feel like reading. People will have become introverted and will plan their whole lives on the computer. The internet will crash and chaos will ensue. People will be convinced that the world is coming to the end, because their God created the internet, not Al Gore, and he must have crashed it because he is preparing to destroy the world. I do not think that 90% of the people will be able to cope. When Facebook goes away so will the communication will the 1,324 friends they acquired. People will not be able to watch a movie on Netflix or buy the latest book by a Jersey Shore character. The general public will have nowhere to turn for any source of entertainment so the suicide rate will skyrocket, drug companies and dealers will have a huge increase in profit because people will need a way to escape. The education system will go in the toilet because the traded school books for iPads, iDesks, iWhatever and children will be unable to learn. It will be pandemonium, but not for the people who kept their books. The people who didn’t care about paper cuts and liked that when they said the book was a real “page turner” they meant it. The people who kept their books will be about to educate their children and neighbors and there will be proof that history happened. The book readers will heat up some tea, curl up on their couch, and get lost in magic of words written on paper. Everyone else will probably go mad and jump off a bridge. So my conspiracy theory in a nutshell, the internet will lead to suicide.
As you can see I have put a lot of thought into this. I’m not a hardcore conspiracy theorist, but i will keep buying books and stay away from the Nooks in order to survive.